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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via wasted--kitten)


35932 - Sep 20th

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

(via archmagefenris)


1681 - Sep 20th

13969 - Sep 20th
Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
After jerking off : men are gross

27936 - Sep 20th
seeing fine tumblr shawtys that you aren’t gonna see in real lfie

1nsit3:

5esh:

image

My while life ^^


3304 - Sep 19th

lilkimbra:

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

(via secretxunicorn)


177179 - Sep 18th

cutie-freak:

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

Why can’t everyone be like this?

(via kitten-bits)


635366 - Sep 17th

54019 - Sep 17th
"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
-I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via i-hate-the-beach)


349901 - Sep 17th

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via i-hate-the-beach)


326964 - Sep 17th

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: humorking, via princess-aries)


284660 - Sep 17th